As much as I totally want to hang out with Dita von Teese, I’m like 90 percent sure I wouldn’t be able to keep up with her.

People from my old job keep texting me to take their shifts… Um guys I haven’t worked there in about 4 months so…

One day I will live in Virginia Highlands. I will.

Thinking I’ll probably have a 90s themed party for my birthday…

<3 DIY bangs <3

Why can’t I have been my age for twenties jazz?

And fifties swing?

And 60s-70s psychedelic?

And 90s goth?

Humph.

Two lady dates in one day <3 <3

Wtf, Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian both looked absolutely absurd at the Met gala. You’d think with all that money they’d be able to afford a good stylist, or at least a decent mirror.

I do not like waiting for mail packages.

One of my professors this semester (whose class I’ve absolutely despised and who I think highly lacks in teaching skills) assigned the following as finals:

-A 2500 word final paper

-A presentation of said paper

-A final exam

-An additional 1000 word essay about what we thought about the class (in which I was brutally honest)

Who does that??